It's question time.

[fumatan]

 You can ask me any questions you want, via any means you can think of to reach me — any question, no matter how crazy, sinister, wrong, or right it is. I will answer completely honestly through whichever method you choose, no matter what. 

  And since I don't plan on doing something like this again, I'm just gonna leave this post public so anyone who wants to say anything to me can go ahead and do that too. Anon on, screening off, etc etc. I am also accepting advice questions. Heheh.